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      @Rev. Geoff Nicholson said:
      Wheeeee!

       

      Any news on hostel/hotel arrangements?

      Expect an update on hotel arrangements within the next week or so.

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      @Sgt. Dutch said:

      -Do not, under ANY circumstances, gaze into the eyes of Mara in Indiana Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye

      I’ve got to ask. Are we talking about Mara Wilson here? Because I could totally stare into her eyes before she kills me with her laser vision.

      If Mara Wilson has taken the form of a gigantic temple god, then yes.

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      Teach them how to play jacks and how to use a yo-yo; a classic game and toy that are on the decline. Something obscure like that can come in handy.

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      I think Scott Pilgrim is vastly overrated.
      I couldn’t care less about Banksy.

      College football gets way too much attention and money.

      The London Olympics logo looks stupid.

      Ender’s Game is a lousy book.

      The Bronte sisters were terrible authors and the only Bronte worth a damn was their brother, Branwell, whose claim to fame was dying while standing up in order to win a bet.

      “Ultimate Spider-Man” is a damn good cartoon, but a horrible comic. In fact, the entire Ultimate universe blows.

      I don’t like American bacon.

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      Funnery Sergeant X-51:
      Do these have the Certificates with them? It won

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      Sold! Check your mail for my PayPal address and please send me your shipping address as a reply and I’ll get them to you ASAP.

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      Cadeon, if there’s one thing I know, it’s that simplicity is often a great benefit to one who wishes to become well-known. With that in mind, I say go with “Cad”. It’s simple, one syllable, and has multiple meanings that people will associate with.

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      It’s high time I return to a more active role around here. So I’m going to do exactly that.

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      As ComicCon looms ever closer, I can’t help but be jealous of you lucky people who get to go. Just do me a favor and throw trash at Joe Quesada if you see him. Tell him it’s because of Spider-Man, he’ll get it.

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      Always midnight. Never before. Never after.

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      Howdy ho, Toy Soldiers! Remember these two puppets?

      Well alas I’ve run out of room and I’m unable to store them, so I’m thinking of selling them. Now keep in mind that Rock and Roll here were hand-made by Dr. Steel and were featured as two of the many puppets in his live performances, such as this one:

      As such, these puppets aren’t cheap. Right now I’m asking for $100 for the set, but I’m open to reasonable offers. Anyone interested?

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      It’s been too long since I’ve been ’round these parts, but it feels good to be back!

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      The brand spanking new YJ Watts when I learned of his shiny new patch.

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      Seeing we’ve got 1000 members!

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      My nomination for Toy Soldier of the Week is for Cae. The lack of recognition for her hard work and dedication, especially her work in organizing and running the Toy Soldier presence at this year’s Comikaze expo, is downright criminal. Cae has been on the front lines of recruiting and spreading propaganda time and time again, and her receiving the title of TSOTW has been a long time coming.

      Please TSU, join me in celebrating a Toy Soldier who has been working damn hard.

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