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Toy Soldier Name

The Amazing Montismo, Gentleman Adventurer & Romantic Antihero


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Toy Soldier

Enlistment date

2012-12-18 00:00:00

Special Skills

Brew and enjoy a proper cup of tea.
Pilot a flying machine.
Brood and enjoy a proper existential angst.
Boundless maniacal delusions of grandeur.
Can properly employ semicolons when I wish to.


Born in the late 20th Century, I spent the first 18 years of life in a series of indoctrination facilities. During these years I often used my imagination to escape the day to day drudgery of imprisonment and exposure to constant propaganda. There was a bit after that where I joined a conventional military as a way to escape the Midwestern gulag. After seeing a bit of the world I renounced all dedication to nationalistic attachment, and returned to the Midwest to help form an underground resistance.