Jade Valor

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    using my army of small plastic soldiers i have gathered in my absence i storm the hill and take Iceroyal prisoner!  telling my army to secure the perimeter they start building fortifications made primarily out of beach sand and lincoln logs!  I sit in in the Brigadiers seat and sip wine, its delicate flavor oh so delicious.

     

    my hill!

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    You get : pissed off Wolf!  (well what did you expect trying to shove an entire Wolf into a tiny slot!)

     

    Inserts Canadian quarter!

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    dead body O.o

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    been absent because i had not been feeling like a toy soldire as of late…but I AM BACK! and i am sad to find out talk of soldiers leaving the army…like cpt.Mayo?   is it true! what happened!! does anyone even know? am i allowed to know? or is is a private mater?

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    Wish granted, but your now a paraplegic.

     

    Wish i could have met Dr.steel….

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    I officially claim myself the winner for the second year in a row, on account that noone has replied on over a month :P

     

    one more victory for the Headmaster at the KHCA (King of the Hill Conquerors Academy)  :D

     

    i have constructed a new hill, it is in New Zealand! its a nice hill surrounded my trees and a meadow, and i sit atop of it. waiting for a challenger! 

     

    Hill 3, Round 1……FIGHT!

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    been out exploring lately…everything seems new for some reason, its like i am seeing certain parts of my life again for the first time!  and also a man next door pointed me toward a company who is in desperate need of manual labors, so tomorrow im going down to apply, soon very soon i just may have money to start feeling useful! :D  

    PS: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL! :mrgreen:

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    Wrench wench!

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    The nun’s name was Joe!!

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    Wish granted! you are a writing machine…but now you get no sleap because the ideas plague you untill you go insane!

     

    i wish i had some pie rght now!

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    da man weight a ton

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    hmmmm…..tricky…. well using my Iceroyal army i order them to throw there bodies on to of the fire to smother it, then i walk up the Rock encased Mikey and put my flag atop the now Bigger hill!

     

    my hill

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    Avatar: the Last Dutchbender

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    Vanilla Curry!…or Vanilla cherry… or Vanilla peanutbutter its really a tie between those three…

     

    What is PUMs favorite penn name?

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    wish granted! but since you diffident specify, the jinni thinks you mean coffee so now you got everyone including me going out of there mind!  and we know where you live!

     

    i wish i had a job

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