Some random ideas that popped to mind:
1. Bake a giant cupcake. It has to have pink icing and a small candle on top. Then feed it to a canary (are they allowed to eat cupcakes? I have no idea, just do it anyway!)
If you can’t find a canary, an ostrich will do instead.
2. Go on a magical quest to find world’s first unicorn! Go out and ask people if they have valuable information or something? (Hint: Scotland’s national animal is a unicorn)
3. Get a table and a chair. Find a random zebra crossing. Play a game of monopoly in the middle of the road.
Elve here, ready for battle!
Right, so how shall I introduce myself?
People call me ‘the Insane’… probably will become obvious why
I’m a musician, a poet, a writer, a warrior, and much more
I hail from a kingdom called the Netherlands (oh I’ve always wanted to speak like that!)
I’ve lived for 22 season cycles (that is years!)… at least, that’s what I’ve been told
I currently study to become an engineer (wooptidoo)
Bit of shameless advertising of my ‘art-y side’: http://elvetheinsane.deviantart.com/
I think that concludes my introduction :)