Dr. Sheilagh R. Elfinstone

    • Some say he has the heart of a kitten… and the spleen of a tiger.

    • PAM is a gracious member of our freindly, fun-loving order.

      Well Wishes and Lake Monster Rash Cream,
      – Dr. Sheilagh R. Elfinstone, D. Pr. M.

    • Did you know that sprinkling sugar on grapefruit actually makes it more bitter? And that to make it sweeter you should actually use salt?

      Well Wishes and Revenant Ricolas,
      – Dr. Sheilagh R. Elfinstone, D. Pr. M.

    • You get a 22 year-old, tall, thin, hyperactive Scotsman.

      *inserts personal heater*

      Well Wishes and Silurian Scabies Cream,
      – Dr. Sheilagh R. Elfinstone, D. Pr. M.

    • Does wearing a sporran count? If so, then yes.

      Does PUM like a seasonal food and/or dish? If so, which one?

      Well Wishes and Zombie Virus Vaccine,
      – Dr. Sheilagh R. Elfinstone, D. Pr. M.

    • Watched Star Wars: The Clone Wars this morning, and a certain fabulous former Doctor did a guest voice in it: it was awesome; I shall be re-watching it tomorrow morning.

      Well Wishes and Romulan Rosemary Oil Tincture,
      – Dr. Sheilagh R. Elfinstone, D. Pr. M.

    • Slugs and snails

      Well Wishes and Venutian Spearmint Oil,
      – Dr. Sheilagh R. Elfinstone, D. Pr. M.

    • And take chunks of your rotten hide…

      Well Wishes and Transdimensional Suppositories,
      – Dr. Sheilagh R. Elfinstone, D. Pr. M.

    • Just heard an interview with Abney Park/discussion of what ‘steampunk’ is on the radio!! (It’s NPR, but still!!). *steamsqueee*

      Well Wishes and Anti-Aether Sickness Tablets,
      – Dr. Sheilagh R. Elfinstone, D. Pr. M.

    • You know when you have developed a midly unhealthy fondness for a flavor of seasonal food when you’ve made a checklist of the stuff made from that food that you have and have not had yet… and do searches online of places that might have things you haven’t just to add to that list….

      Well Wishes and Exobiotic Eye Drops,
      – Dr. Sheilagh R. Elfinstone, D. Pr. M.

    • Granted, but all of them are as or more terrible than the original flavor.

      I wish I had a pumpkin donut, a slice of pumpkin pie, a slice of pumpkin cheesecake, and a dish of pumpkin ice cream (I have an unhealthy fondness for anything pumpkin).

    • Some say that the only ones who know his true identity and origin, are Chuck Norris, The Doctor, and the two guys who each guard half of the Coca Cola recipie.

      Well Wishes and Loch Ness Algae Shakes,
      – Dr. Sheilagh R. Elfinstone, D. Pr. M.

    • PAM’s is very kind to say that, and I thank PAM. :)

      Well Wishes and Lake Monster Measles Salve,
      – Dr. Sheilagh R. Elfinstone, D. Pr. M.

    • Did you know that J. Edgar Hoover started his career as a librarian and had the country’s largest porn collection?

      Well Wishes and Vitamin Tablets from the Lost Moon of Poosh,
      – Dr. Sheilagh R. Elfinstone, D. Pr. M.

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