Hey, I’m Dr. Gonzo I was a sergeant in the old TSU site but after much time, consideration, and cookies I have decide to become a doctor. Yes indeed a doctor of journalism even tho there is nothing to report here in British Columbia seeing as all the toy soldiers in the area have disappeared! BUT I will continue to spread the glorious word of the toy soldiers. I live on a small farm with an army of 400 chicken I trained every last one of them to be indestructible clucking machines. Anyway I’m happy to be back in the bunker and I look forward to seeing our Utopian play land become a reality.
I walk up to you and ask you if this rag I have smells like chloroform. You sniff it and everything goes black as you fall to the ground. I roll your limp body off the hill and into a near by ditch. This is my hill now!