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Toy Soldier Day 2017! March forth to a Utopian Playland!

Toy Soldier Day

Today is March 4th, and upon this day 11 years ago Toy Soldiers Unite & The Army of Toy Soldiers was founded. Every year we celebrate it by taken the day to ourselves to do the things that make us happy, to fuel our pineal gland and stoke the fires of our creativity and imagination!

This……


Doktor Konundrum – March 4th – New song free to download

Doktor Konundrum - March 4th

The made ape scientist has been let loose on the microphone laying down an assault of radioactive potassium upon your ear canal for March 4th, Toy Soldier Day!

Do check out the Toy Soldiers Unite Audo Labs where you can find some brilliant podcasts and music created by Toy Soldiers!


Toy Soldier Day Mission: Your Passion, Your Creativity, Your Pinecone!

Toy Soldier Day Mission Bring Your Pineal Gland

Mission Brief

Alright you lot. Gonna actually attempt to plan ahead a bit.
Toy Soldier Day is in a few weeks, and I have an idea that’ll highlight the very core of the Army of Toy Soldiers. YOU!

Between now and February 26th, record and submit a video of yourselves doing what you are the most passionate……


Mind Control Cookie Recipe Collection Wanted

The Search For Mind Control Cookie Recipes

Right you fudgers, you chocolatiers and you pieces of sugary delight. I have need of your help, but it’s for a good cause, well it’s for fun and if that isn’t a good cause then I don’t know what is.

So, I am looking to make the Toy Soldier Mind Control Cookie Recipe Book.

For too long……


The Surprise Inspection Of Dr. Modius

Sergeant Dutch assigns one of his many agents to investigate and inspect the mysterious Dr. Modius.


Public Service Announcement: Puppets

P.S.A. Puppets

I can’t tell you how I felt when I first watched this. But I’ve cottoned on it’s probably a trans-dimensional transmission. There is a hidden hand at work here….. I’ll quit with the puppet puns now.

Produced and puppeted by the inimitable Dr…….


Build A Playland – Dr. Malice & Toy Soldiers Unite – Music Video

Build A Playland

Revived from the depths of a bygone time, Build A Playland has been revitalized with the efforts of Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra, and along with SilentAddle and various Toy Soldiers, given a whole music video to entertain your pineal gland with! Enjoy!


F.E.A.R. Our World – New EP From Mechanical Audio

A special release as part of the celebrations for Toy Soldier Day!

Mechanical Audio’s first Ep “Welcome To Our World” brought you hypnotic bass lines and tripping melody’s to a cinematic feel.

Brought to you from Robin Tindill and The Operator “F.E.A.R. Our World” is the 2nd release from Mechanical Audio and if “Welcome To Our World”……


Project Return: The return of the Toy Soldier Comics

The Return Of The Hilarious Adventures of Dermut

In the beginning there was nothing.
Then the challenge was issued. Toy Soldier related comics, go make some.
Many flocked to the challenge. Some succeeded.
But tragedy, real life and technical problems finally dropped the mic and the silence ruled.
From within that silence, a phoenix is rising and the challenge is issued again.
Toy……


10 Year Anniversary Video Project

Dr. Malice has something special in store for the 10 year anniversary of Toy Soldiers Unite & The Army of Toy Soldiers. After having spent much time working upon it, Dr. Malice has created a brand new cover and expansion of the song Build A Playland. Together with Silent Addle, a video will be made……


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