• What's in a pipeline - Mad Monkey Maintenance inc.
  • The Pinecone Broadcast - Roll For Initiative
  • Robot Attack - Sergeant Dutch Returns
  • The Pinecone Broadcast - What Took So Long?
  • The Great Toy Soldier Survey with Giveaways!

Category: News

News from the Army of Toy Soldiers


What’s in a pipeline – Mad Monkey Maintenance inc.

WHAT !?
6 months without an update !?
How dare I !!!

Yes, it has been a while since my last update.
A lot of things had to be taken care of. And therefore, a lot has been pushed forward.
That being mentioned, we have done a lot of improvements to……


The Great Toy Soldier Survey with Giveaways!

The Great Toy Soldier Survey

Here at TSU-HQ, we’re trying to find out more about you, the wonderful people who make up The Army of Toy Soldiers. And although a few of our less stable scientists are working on brain scanning apps, none have been succesful as of yet, so we have to rely on good old fashioned surveys to……


‘Tis but a refactor – Mad Monkey Maintenance inc.

Small update this time.
Because not much has been changed since the last one.

The website is still up to date, improvements for speed have been made (we should now be on par with last yer, before we switched servers).
And I am still going through the error logs in order to get as many bugs out of……


Toy Soldier Day 2017! March forth to a Utopian Playland!

Toy Soldier Day

Today is March 4th, and upon this day 11 years ago Toy Soldiers Unite & The Army of Toy Soldiers was founded. Every year we celebrate it by taken the day to ourselves to do the things that make us happy, to fuel our pineal gland and stoke the fires of our creativity and imagination!

This……


Toy Soldier Day Mission: Your Passion, Your Creativity, Your Pinecone!

Toy Soldier Day Mission Bring Your Pineal Gland

Mission Brief

Alright you lot. Gonna actually attempt to plan ahead a bit.
Toy Soldier Day is in a few weeks, and I have an idea that’ll highlight the very core of the Army of Toy Soldiers. YOU!

Between now and February 26th, record and submit a video of yourselves doing what you are the most passionate……


The Gaming Mammoth: Updates!

The Gaming Mammoth

It is about time we give you some updates on the Gaming Mammoth. We have had a lot to do and went above and beyond this year to create a new website, professional promotion material and reach out to many, many supporters.

So far, we have already collected more than $1100 worth of donations and giveaways……


The environment got locked! – Mad Monkey Maintenance inc.

Mad Monkey Maintenance

Did you know that the name ‘Loris’ is Dutch in nature and means ‘clown’, which probably comes from the facial features that help to define the species.
Also… The monkeys have definitely NOT been clowning around. No sir, work has been done over the past few months!


The Gaming Mammoth: RPG Edition

Roll For Initiative

The Gaming Mammoth is coming soon (details post coming this week) and there is something that needs to be discussed from my side.

This year, we are going to be running a tabletop RPG game as part of the event and when I say “we” I do in fact mean we.

Are you a tabletop gamer? Want……


Mind Control Cookie Recipe Collection Wanted

The Search For Mind Control Cookie Recipes

Right you fudgers, you chocolatiers and you pieces of sugary delight. I have need of your help, but it’s for a good cause, well it’s for fun and if that isn’t a good cause then I don’t know what is.

So, I am looking to make the Toy Soldier Mind Control Cookie Recipe Book.

For too long……


Happy Toymas – New Music from Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra

Oh Hey Happy Toymas

It’s that time of the year again where we indulged our consumeristic tendencies and gift each other the toys we so eagerly yearn for.

Dr. Malice has once again decided to gift us all with the gift of music, and a special Toymas message to us all. Have a listen:

But wait, there’s more! There’s also a……