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Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra presents: Watch Children

Mar 11, 2019
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Watch Children,” the second full-length album from Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra, is as weird and as wonderful as you would expect the follow-up to their debut album to be. From the opening chords of the dramatic Industrial-inspired “In This Space,” to the off-kilter funk of “Jellyfish Holiday”, and throughout the silly sci-fi of “Rubber Ducks,” Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra delivers the Fun and creative experience you’ve come to know and love! Downloading the full album not only provides you with auditory enjoyment in the form of the music, but it also gets you all the album artwork, as well as a PDF of the lyrics, and other exclusive items, such as artwork, early versions of songs, concepts, and a special Thank You.

Download it now on our Bandcamp page!

Toymas Special: Robots for Toymas!

Dec 25, 2017
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Robots for Toymas

Happy Toymas!

In celebration of this joyous season, Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra would like to pass along their annual audio contribution.

Track 1 is “Robots for Toymas”. In a world where the Robots have suddenly disappeared, only one man can bring them back.
Track 2 is the annual Toymas message to all the listeners.
Track 3 is “Rusty, the Red-Eyed Robot.” Lyrics by the late Professor Jimmy Blue. Additional Lyrics by Dr. Malice.

Thank you all for your continued support.

You can listen to the music on Bandcamp! Or right here.

Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra with you a wonderful Toymas with lots of great fun, robots and shenanigans!

Happy Toymas – New Music from Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra

Dec 23, 2016
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Oh Hey Happy Toymas

It’s that time of the year again where we indulged our consumeristic tendencies and gift each other the toys we so eagerly yearn for.

Dr. Malice has once again decided to gift us all with the gift of music, and a special Toymas message to us all. Have a listen:

But wait, there’s more! There’s also a very special new track on his “Oh, Hey! It’s Toymas!” album.

I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of any radioactive material due to legal reasons.

Oh Hey, Happy Toymas is a small album created by Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra, available on Bandcamp!

Merry Toymas, and a happy new orbit!

Build A Playland – Dr. Malice & Toy Soldiers Unite – Music Video

Mar 4, 2016
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Build A Playland

Revived from the depths of a bygone time, Build A Playland has been revitalized with the efforts of Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra, and along with SilentAddle and various Toy Soldiers, given a whole music video to entertain your pineal gland with! Enjoy!

Toy Soldier Day 2016 – The 10 year Anniversary

Mar 4, 2016
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Toy Soldier Day 2016

It’s finally here. Toy Soldier Day.

On this day 10 years ago Toy Soldiers Unite was founded and the Army of Toy Soldiers moved into the Digital Bunker, our home and base of operations from where we strike out upon the globe, invading, infiltrating and brainwashing the masses in our mission to take make over the world, and create a Utopian Playland.

The Utopian Playland might be an actual place, a state of mind, or your own reality. One thing that’s for certain is that it’s all about creativity and imagination. Embracing the passions within yourself, and pursuing happiness with absolute abandon. Art, music, engineering, writing, science, games, and anything else where you feel your heart swell and your mind rage like a thunderstorm of ingenuity.

The past decade has been a rollercoaster of ups and downs. We went independent 5 years ago when our former ‘man with the plan’ decided to hang up their labcoat, but do not think for a single moment that has lessened the impact of the Army of Toy Soldiers. We have achieved so much over the past few years, supporting fellow artists and fundraising for charities that share our goal of making the world a better place.

And the imagination has been streaming from Toy Soldiers, like a tsunami of unbridled potential. We’ve had to resort to creating a record label to manage the fantastic music produced, and the podcasts recorded, by men, women and robots who express themselves in the best way they know how. Our special operations division of writers have recorded tales of the extraordinary, detailing life within the Digital Bunker. And then there’s the Gaming Marathon, which started out as an attempt to go 48 hours without sleep playing Minecraft to raise money, to a full blown invasion of the digital realms with streams from a whole squad of Toy Soldiers.

The community known as the Army of Toy Soldiers has blossomed like a glowing cloud of radiation, and I for one could not be prouder. Toy Soldiers have helped each other in the most dire of circumstances, inspired each other by throwing fuel on the fire of their passions, and relationships have formed more impervious than the strongest of chains. There is not a single one of you I am not honored to call comrade and friend, and Commander JET and myself truly hope you continue march forth upon the world with us.

Now I know that there are gatherings of Toy Soldiers in Disneyland L.A., and the Namco Arcade in London, but do not despair if you can’t make it to a meet up with other Toy Soldiers. It’s the 21st century after all and we have an entire virtual world at our disposal where distance is not even a factor. Post in the forums, or gab away in the livechat. And finally the answer to the question asked most frequently, what do we do on Toy Soldier Day?

HAVE FUN

With all that said and done, I’d like to leave you with this revival of an old song, produced by the talented Dr. Malice. Enjoy!

Toy Soldier Of The Week – Dr. Malice

Toy Soldier Of The Week Dr. Malice

This weeks Toy Soldier Of The Week is Dr. Malice!

Dr. Malice was nominated not only for his skilful written contributions to the 12 Days of Toymas, but also the wonderful musical additions in the form of ‘Oh Hey! Happy Toymas!’.

There’s also the work he’s doing with aid from Silent Addle ahead of the 10 Year Anniversary on Toy Soldier Day.

So Dr. Malice!

We, the Army of Toy Soldiers, SALUTE YOU!

10 Year Anniversary Video Project

Dec 28, 2015
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Dr. Malice has something special in store for the 10 year anniversary of Toy Soldiers Unite & The Army of Toy Soldiers. After having spent much time working upon it, Dr. Malice has created a brand new cover and expansion of the song Build A Playland. Together with Silent Addle, a video will be made for this song, to celebrate our anniversary.

But more importantly, they need YOUR help, to create audio and video for this project. Watch the video below for further explanation from Dr. Malice.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE FULL SONG

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE INSTRUMENTAL TRACK

Thank you for choosing to participate in the SilentAddle/Dr. Malice 10th Anniversary video project! Please watch the above video* and follow the outlined instructions below to submit your, um,….submission!

Audio Rules­
1. Download Audacity (http://audacityteam.org/)
2. Download desired file to sing/play along with
3. In Audacity, select Import­Audio­ [insert downloaded file name here]
3. Make sure you have a microphone connected. If on a laptop, it’s ok to use your internal mic. Also, be sure to use headphones when recording your audio. This will minimize track bleed from the original track.
4. Press record and sing/play along with the original file
5. On the downloaded file track, press the mute button
6. Select File­Export Audio
7. Select desired output file extension (.wav, .mpeg, .mp3 [download required for this format])
8. Name the file [insert your ToySoldier name here]Audio
9. Export to disk
10. Upload to either GoogleDrive or Dropbox
11. Send the link to [email protected]

Video Rules­
1. Using your webcam, phone, or an actual video camera, record yourself (and some friends if you wish) singing along with the song. Be aware that the audio will be removed from the video file for the final project, so if you want anything specific played in your audio, record a separate audio track that matches the video.
2. Upload your video to either GoogleDrive or Dropbox
3. Send a link to your video to [email protected]

Tips:
1. Have fun!
2. Wear your uniform!
3. Cookies!
4. Hamsters!
5. It’s the 10th anniversary!

Deadline is February 1st.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email Dr. Malice directly at

[email protected]

Dr. Malice Presents: Oh Hey! Happy Toymas

Dr Malice's Apothecary

Courtesy of the ever talented and musically inclined Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra, here’s a toymas present you can unwrap early!

An accompaniment to his 2015 Toymas story, Dr. Malice presents this EP as a Present for all to enjoy, free of charge!

Happy Toymas, Everyone!

Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra

Oct 21, 2015
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Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra

Click the brainwashed bear above to take you straight to the album!

It is with great pleasure we get to announce the release of a brand new album created by Dr. Malice, who in recent months has been a huge contributor to the Army of Toy Soldiers with music and audio for various projects.

Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra was written, composed, recorded, pasted, boiled, and tortured by Dr. Malice with painstaking care and dedication over the course of several months and is available for £6.50 or £0.65 a track (Roughly $10 USD or $1 USD per track).

Have a listen to a sample of the album right here:

His new album marks the public opening of our own record Label, TSU Audio Labs, created in collaboration with the musical and audio talented Toy Soldiers, the PSIOPS Special Operations Division, and under the supervision of T.F.U. Lucas Usagi. You may have already noticed that nearly all of our podcasts and musics have been embedded using a Bandcamp player, but we’re now happy to point you all in its direction.

Any purchases from the record label go to the artists behind the music, with a small contribution towards Toy Soldiers Unite. So don’t delay, head over to TSU Audio Labs right now!

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