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Dr. Modius Halloween Special!

Oct 31, 2018

How To Find Your Passion

Sep 14, 2018

Toy Soldier Day 2017! March forth to a Utopian Playland!

Mar 4, 2017
Toy Soldier Day

Today is March 4th, and upon this day 11 years ago Toy Soldiers Unite & The Army of Toy Soldiers was founded. Every year we celebrate it by taken the day to ourselves to do the things that make us happy, to fuel our pineal gland and stoke the fires of our creativity and imagination!

This year I am very glad to present to you this little video which is the culmination of submissions by Toy Soldiers who wanted to show the world their passions! With music by Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra, we hope you’ll share this with friends, family, strangers, unwitting victims, and your dog Gusto.

I honestly wish I could’ve shown the entirety of the videos submitted to TSU-HQ, because they were all brilliant! And for every single comrade who submitted a video, I know there are a thousand more who are doing the same thing, pursuing their passion, engineering their reality, and marching forth towards a Utopian Playland!

Doktor Konundrum – March 4th – New song free to download

Doktor Konundrum - March 4th

The made ape scientist has been let loose on the microphone laying down an assault of radioactive potassium upon your ear canal for March 4th, Toy Soldier Day!

Do check out the Toy Soldiers Unite Audo Labs where you can find some brilliant podcasts and music created by Toy Soldiers!

Toy Soldier Day Mission: Your Passion, Your Creativity, Your Pinecone!

Toy Soldier Day Mission Bring Your Pineal Gland

Mission Brief

Alright you lot. Gonna actually attempt to plan ahead a bit.
Toy Soldier Day is in a few weeks, and I have an idea that’ll highlight the very core of the Army of Toy Soldiers. YOU!

Between now and February 26th, record and submit a video of yourselves doing what you are the most passionate about.
Are you writing fanfic? Get someone to record over your shoulder as you beat the living hell out of your keyboard.
Building a robot? Film its first steps and/or epic failure.
Streaming games? Creating props? Playing music? Fighting for your rights? Teaching skills? Forging metal? Exploring the world? Exploring your mind?
I want you to show and tell the world in no more than 1 Minute, what it is that your pineal gland thrives upon.

Video Requirements:

– Your video can be edited, but nothing fancy. No flashes, or fades, or such. Just a straight cut from one scene to the next.
– No music or background ambience (excepting if you’re a musician)
– Maximum length of 1 minute total. It can be shorter if you want.
– Review your video before uploading it. Check you can be clearly seen and heard. Google for quick tips if need be.
– No nudity, swearing, politics, religion or actual guns/weapons. Painted nerf guns and props are fine.
– It can be 1080p or potato quality. Not expecting Scorsese here. Even just a selfie video on your phone will do.
– Toy Soldier Uniform would be nice, but is not a requirement. There is a sale currently on in the Armory if you’d like to finally get around to making a new uniform.


At the end of your video, it’d be great if you could do the following.
1. Gaze at the camera, and say “To a Utopian Playland.” (dramatically).
2. Perform the Toy Soldier Salute. Place right hand fist onto your heart, then snap head to the right, tilted upwards ever so slightly, as if staring into the future, and hold that pose for a few seconds. That’ll be where your video ends.

Where to send your video:

Please upload your video to either Google Drive, Dropbox, or similar file sharing site, and send the link to [email protected]
Do NOT upload to Youtube, Vimeo or elsewhere, or attempt to email the file directly, it wont work.

The cut off date is the 26th of February, there’s no negotiating this and anything that arrives afterwards will not be included.

Your video will be part of a montage, so not all elements may be used, but we’ll do our utmost to get the best parts included.

If you have any questions, reply to this topic, or pop into the Discord server.

I sincerely look forward to getting to know and show your passions, talents, hobbies and pinecones better, and sharing them with the world.

To a Utopian Playland!

Mind Control Cookie Recipe Collection Wanted

Feb 9, 2017
The Search For Mind Control Cookie Recipes

Right you fudgers, you chocolatiers and you pieces of sugary delight. I have need of your help, but it’s for a good cause, well it’s for fun and if that isn’t a good cause then I don’t know what is.

So, I am looking to make the Toy Soldier Mind Control Cookie Recipe Book.

For too long we have each had our own recipe for the mind control cookies, without a central resource to share them, well we are going to change this.

I need you to send me your cookie recipes, send me your specialties and your guilty secrets, if it is a link just comment it here or PM it to me, if you need to write the recipe out then PM me for my email address so you can send me the file without clogging up this thread.

Identical recipes will be dealt with on a “This one turned out best” basis, cookie recipes with a twist will be a sub-category of the original, all cookies will be considered and all submissions will be credited appropriately.

As for naming, your cookies will need a name, they can’t just be “Chocolate chip”, if you do not provide a name then one shall be provided for you.

All cookies will be made and photographed, so we can be sure of quality but they will need to be made with ingredients that are freely available, if your cookie requires a very specific ingredient that can’t be found in another country, and can’t be substituted for a generic ingredient we can’t use your recipe, we have users in America and across Europe so we need to be mindful of this, additionally please avoid mentioning specific brands in your recipe for the same reason, list the generic ingredient.

Once this book is completed, it will be freely available as a PDF file and I will bug Dutch to put a copy in the site’s propaganda directory.

So, go ahead punk, make my day and lets get to baking.

The Surprise Inspection Of Dr. Modius

Public Service Announcement: Puppets

Aug 22, 2016
P.S.A. Puppets

I can’t tell you how I felt when I first watched this. But I’ve cottoned on it’s probably a trans-dimensional transmission. There is a hidden hand at work here….. I’ll quit with the puppet puns now.

Produced and puppeted by the inimitable Dr. Larry Malice. Be sure to check out his music as well as others on the Toy Soldiers Unite Bandcamp!

Build A Playland – Dr. Malice & Toy Soldiers Unite – Music Video

Mar 4, 2016
Build A Playland

Revived from the depths of a bygone time, Build A Playland has been revitalized with the efforts of Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra, and along with SilentAddle and various Toy Soldiers, given a whole music video to entertain your pineal gland with! Enjoy!

F.E.A.R. Our World – New EP From Mechanical Audio

Mar 4, 2016

A special release as part of the celebrations for Toy Soldier Day!

Mechanical Audio’s first Ep “Welcome To Our World” brought you hypnotic bass lines and tripping melody’s to a cinematic feel.

Brought to you from Robin Tindill and The Operator “F.E.A.R. Our World” is the 2nd release from Mechanical Audio and if “Welcome To Our World” was a warm welcome as you slip into your dreams, “F.E.A.R. Our World” is your dreams turning to nightmare. Bass lines that’ll tear through your body and cutting leads accompanied with brutal drums all fused with elements of Industrial, Drum and Bass and Mechanical Audio’s cinematic feel.

Additionally along side the Ep is also Mechanical Audio’s live performance inside a derelict building somewhere in the United Kingdom.

Forget Everything And Remember Our World… or maybe just F.E.A.R. Our World.

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