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Every day I do the same thing, I wake up and prepare for my daily dealings in the bunker. Every day I do the same thing. Every day, I do something. Today is unlike the other days, today I took a left instead of a right. Today I winded up a different part of the bunker. So I go forward, though something inside tells me to return to my designated path, something tells me I am late to work. I keep going straight, I keep going elsewhere. This part of the bunker is sort of dirty, this part of the bunker is a mess. The lights flicker, on and off. I wonder if this is intentional, something tells me this light needs repairing. I get to work, something is always in need of fixing. The lights are stable. The hall continues, I continue. Unlike the path I take every day, this one is different. There are no speakers in this hall, the hall has no doors and there isn’t a single life form around.

I keep going down the hall, I wonder why there is no place to turn. I don’t look behind me, I can’t look behind me. I think something is behind me. There is wind, wind in the hallway. The hallway has no vents, yet there is wind. I fight the incoming pressure, something tells me to go back and report for work. I ignore that something and continue to defy what lies before me.

This is the end of the hall. There is no door, there is no more wind, there is no life forms around, but there is something behind me. Something says I should turn around slowly, I can no longer defy that something. Slowly I turn, I turn to see nothing. Yet something is behind me, but there is nothing but a dead end. There is something wrong, something needs to be fixed. Something is always in need to be fixed.

This story first appeared on Gonzo Enterprises

Excuse me

Excuse Me

I should first start off by informing you about my home.

Welcome to the Bunker. I live here with many of my comrades and other creatures.  Some much larger than my kind, just so you know. I am a hamster after all. Though you may be wondering how I am communicating with you, it is quite simple. I am intelligent, I live with humans that build robots for fun, of course I can communicate with you.  Oh! A sunflower seed… Wait, back to the topic at paw.

The Bunker, larger and ever expanding. Though to us, the sole workforce that keeps everything going. Everything in here is small. We have a break room, a communal bedding sector for rest and the wheel room.

Us hamsters power everything, everything. The humans don’t exactly get that, the robots really don’t get that. Why can’t they get that? I smell popcorn… Right. I forgot to introduce myself.

My name is George, I am the elected king of the hamsters. I used to live with one of the humans here in the bunker, but it was  time for me to venture and make a name for myself.

In any case, it is a pleasure to meet your acquaintance. Though, I do forget why we were talking in the first place. Oh yes, that’s right. I just stopped you in the hallway.

Well, have a good day!

Don’t forget to drop off some almonds in the break room.


This story first appeared on Gonzo Enterprises

Greetings From The Playland #20

Greeting From The Playland #19 – Believe

Greetings From The Playland Specials: Stock Report & Bunker Today

Three very special broadcasts from the Future.

Firstly the Stock Report from aboard the Manifest Destiny, the last outpost of the old guard, trying to cling to the old greed-ridden ways versus the glory of the Utopian Playland, presented to you by the sultry voiced John D.

Secondly is Bunker Today, news from within the Utopian Playland, spreading across the globe for the glory of humanity, infecting happiness and fun into the hearts and minds of all.
Todays Traffic Jam was DELUXE Feat​.​Youthstar – Daniel (Smokey Joe & The Kid Remix)

Thirdly a special broadcast from the Commander Gonzo aboard the Toy Soldier Spacestation, together with Space traffic from Gagarin by Public Service Broadcasting



Greetings From The Playland #16 – Unscheduled Broadcast

I interrupt Captain Sari Alwinn’s usual broadcast frequency to provide valuable and important information to the Utopian Playland, including vaccinations, laser mech’s, and the traffic report.

This broadcasts Traffic Report was taken from Lucas Usagi & The Robot 7’s album Future Utopia Now, available here


Greetings From The Playland #15 – Fall Fest

Greetings From The Playland #14 – Manifest Destiny

The frequency from The Playland Community Radio has gone silent, Captain Sari Alwinn is presumed missing, but something new has come along. A transmission from unknown source has taken TPCR’s place.

What is Manifest Destiny and who is this Big D? The antithesis of the Army of Toy Soldiers it would seem, but damn does he play some catchy tunes.

Greetings From The Playland #13 – K.Q.K.W.

The frequency from The Playland Community Radio has gone silent, Captain Sari Alwinn is presumed missing, but something new has come along. A transmission from unknown source has taken TPCR’s place.

Who is transmitting? Where are they? And do they have cookies? Find out below.

Greetings From The Playland #12

The Playland Community Radio presents Episode 12

The Playland Community Radio sends their regards and insight into the world called tomorrow.

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No traffic this episode. The traffic has been reported missing.

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