Globetrotting Missions!

It’s that time again when we bring you the latest mission reports from the Army of Toy Soldiers, venturing forth into an ugly world to bring a bit of happiness and fun to the masses.

First off, we received this report from Jem Nightshade:

Mission Report: Propaganda at my college campus

Thursday, 2/21/13 I set out to plaster propaganda all around my college. I wore my uniform and had manifestos on hand in case anyone wanted more information. I printed 16 pages of leaflets (4/page) and 8 pages of propaganda strips (4/page). I stapled them to all sides of 4 outdoor kiosks, and 2 bulletin boards, one by the library and one in the cafeteria. I will check back to see if anyone has torn off any of the strips. Photos from the mission have been posted in my album. I think it was quite effective in spreading the word about TSU and I hope the fliers will attract some new recruits!

Yours faithfully,
Jem Nightshade

The big red light buzzed and we received another mission report, this time from Corporal Tink!

To: TSU-HQ
From: Corporal Tink

Message:
First of all I sent my first care package XD … I wanted to do it anonymously but everyone I know knows I’m a Toy Soldier … So I shipped it off to my local animal rescue centre … Where my dog came from … Coz let’s face it it’s not fun walking dogs in the rain and snow … and it certainly isn’t fun sitting in a box waiting for a new family ¦( … My package included:
Tea and Coffee … to warm up after a soggy, cold or icy walk
Biscuits … To dunk in the previous beverage of choice
Fleece blankets x4 … So the animals can dream of a fun new home, and toys ¦3
Cat food, raw hides, rabbit treats … an army marches on its stomach
TOYS! … Coz that’s what we’re about ^^

Again I spread business cards by popping them in random places.
Various trains, 22 cards
Table of business cards at college, 15 cards

Then I ran out of business cards! So i printed out 15 Bookmarks and left them in my college library in books about Games ¦)

I’ll be back! XP … Corporal Tink

We thought it especially brilliant of Cpl. Tink to be thinking of the animals that have no home. She really has a huge heart.
And with that, we got a short mission report from Jem Nightshade, including Dr. Twitch