On March 6th, Division 9001 and a couple of migratory 669 Soldiers breached the information vaults of the Science Museum of Virgina to study and research Alien Illuminati eradication and pineal glad enhancement methods. What better way to celebrate the annual occurence of Toy Soldier Day than to maximize our mission and have fun?
Upon entering the museum, Toy Soldiers armed themselves with magic eggs, which they used to amplify their newly developed air chair-mounted mind-control lasers! They then spent the afternoon exploring various vehicles for space travel, discussing designs for a Steelian steam locomotive, and avoiding a highly suspicious Alumnaut(i) submarine display (which was suspected of being an Alien spy vehicle)! Several models of Earth, found throughout the museum, served as practice areas for world domination exercises.
Soldier Fukushuu took a hands-on approach to “world makeover” by destroying the pyramids, which fellow Soldiers suspected was actually just an outlet for his frustration over repeatedly failing to find the mummy’s tomb…though it could also have been a result of Colonel Towne serenading him with his “favorite song”.
Following a hard day’s play, Soldiers took a spin around the galaxy to rejuvinate with Oreo pancakes and nuclear waste dogs before saying their good byes and returning to their respective drawing boards to plot their next invasion!
