I suddenly notice I’m walking through an empty hallway, I do not remember what I am doing here. Come to think of it, who am I?
*looks at arms*
They’re made of metal, am I a robot?
*moves arms and listens to servo motors being activated*
Apparently I am, now what? I can’t remember being a robot, what do I do, shouldn’t my programming solve these things and not my thoughts?
If I’m a robot, why am I thinking, why am I walking along this hallway? Why have I not stopped walking yet?
I see a person walking towards me, this one is definitely human.
“Who are you?”
“Ooooh a robot! Hello robot,” the human replied.
This confirms my earlier suspicions.
“I’m Gonzo, are you on duty in this corridor?” The human inquired.
Was I? No idea.
The human nodded, decided it would be fun to snap a picture of me, and went on with his slumbering down the halls, apparently in deep thought.
I should do the same, walk on and ponder this mystery.
*walks down the hallway in deep thought*
This story first appeared on Gonzo Enterprises