• The Great Toy Soldier Survey with Giveaways!
  • Robot Attack - Specialist Kitt Allison
  • A little Thank You
  • 'Tis but a refactor - Mad Monkey Maintenance inc.
  • Toy Soldier Day 2017! March forth to a Utopian Playland!

The Great Toy Soldier Survey with Giveaways!

The Great Toy Soldier Survey

Here at TSU-HQ, we’re trying to find out more about you, the wonderful people who make up The Army of Toy Soldiers. And although a few of our less stable scientists are working on brain scanning apps, none have been succesful as of yet, so we have to rely on good old fashioned surveys to……


Robot Attack – Specialist Kitt Allison

Robot Attack

Each episode, Scouter715 takes a look at the divisions of the Army of Toy Soldiers, discussing what they do, as well as featuring music.

Scouter715 is joined by Specialist Kitt Allison


Toy Soldier Day 2017! March forth to a Utopian Playland!

Toy Soldier Day

Today is March 4th, and upon this day 11 years ago Toy Soldiers Unite & The Army of Toy Soldiers was founded. Every year we celebrate it by taken the day to ourselves to do the things that make us happy, to fuel our pineal gland and stoke the fires of our creativity and imagination!

This……


Doktor Konundrum – March 4th – New song free to download

Doktor Konundrum - March 4th

The made ape scientist has been let loose on the microphone laying down an assault of radioactive potassium upon your ear canal for March 4th, Toy Soldier Day!

Do check out the Toy Soldiers Unite Audo Labs where you can find some brilliant podcasts and music created by Toy Soldiers!


Robot Attack – The Atomic Soul

Robot Attack

Each episode, Scouter715 takes a look at the divisions of the Army of Toy Soldiers, discussing what they do, as well as featuring music.

Scouter715 is joined by the talented maker and tinkerer Atomic Soul


Toy Soldier Day Mission: Your Passion, Your Creativity, Your Pinecone!

Toy Soldier Day Mission Bring Your Pineal Gland

Mission Brief

Alright you lot. Gonna actually attempt to plan ahead a bit.
Toy Soldier Day is in a few weeks, and I have an idea that’ll highlight the very core of the Army of Toy Soldiers. YOU!

Between now and February 26th, record and submit a video of yourselves doing what you are the most passionate……


Happy Toymas – New Music from Dr. Malice & The Absinthetic Orchestra

Oh Hey Happy Toymas

It’s that time of the year again where we indulged our consumeristic tendencies and gift each other the toys we so eagerly yearn for.

Dr. Malice has once again decided to gift us all with the gift of music, and a special Toymas message to us all. Have a listen:

But wait, there’s more! There’s also a……


Robot Attack – Holiday Special with SilentAddle

Robot Attack

Each episode, Scouter715 takes a look at the divisions of the Army of Toy Soldiers, discussing what they do, as well as featuring music.

Join Scouter715 this Toymas as he is joined once more by the silken voiced SilentAddle.


Robot Attack – Dr. Modius

Robot Attack

Each episode, Scouter715 takes a look at the divisions of the Army of Toy Soldiers, discussing what they do, as well as featuring music.

In this episode, we meet one of the latest members of the Army of Toy Soldiers, the mysterious Dr. Modius!


The Surprise Inspection Of Dr. Modius

Sergeant Dutch assigns one of his many agents to investigate and inspect the mysterious Dr. Modius.