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I am alone in the Bunker.
I have been here for xhgs92,s
In this lost hall, once filled with wonder,
With empty bellies to……
The war is long over, civilization is starting to put itself back together, however not everyone are aware that the world has changed from its post-apocalyptic state. A boy, born an oblivious outsider, gets thrown into a whirlpool of events that you, the reader, can affect. This project was temporarily frozen, however it is ready……
It was unusually early in the morning for activity inside the Bunker. Raptor and Lt. Sophie stood in the community kitchen, cutting gherkins and spreading cream cheese on slices of a big loaf of fluffy bread. “Those are going to be ginormous sandwiches!”, Raptor proclaimed, clearly excited, “I just have to take care……
It was time! It was finally time!!! Scruffy was ready, at least he thought he was. He was excited to say the least. The first hamstronaut to go to space! Alright, technically not the first hamster to go to space, but he was the first of the hamsters in the Digital Bunker to……
Greetings patients! Uh, soldiers!
It’s been a while since you’ve heard from you favourite doctor, but hereby we’re announcing the Dr. Modius Halloween Special!
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Did I ever tell you about the time I visited the hospital for sick, experimental robots?
Weird place. Highly classified for absolutely ages.
While I was there Fiend Computer had me visit the AI wing so he could chat with some old colleagues. Apparently he was one of the……
“Cause I’m your ice cream man,
I’m your one-man band (yeah)
I’m your ice cream man, baby,
I’ll be good to you.”
Ice Cream Man – Screamin Jay Hawkins / Tom Waites
I have a sweet tooth of some renown.
So when I heard that there was an entire sub level within the Digital Bunker for……
No one knows what it is, but it’s growing. No one knows if it is animal, vegetable, mineral, or some ungodly combination of the three but it’s growing. No one knows where it is, but it’s growing. No one knows it exists, but it’s growing.
It watched you all from the vents of the Bunker. The……
Thump. Thump. Thump.
Heavy metal pounds on heavy metal in a steady rhythm down a dark corridor. Have the hamsters gotten into the walls again? Has a piece of machinery malfunctioned? From a distance it sounds like a metronome or a ticking clock but it can only be one thing as the……
The sound of Snowball’s tiny claws on the cold, concrete floor echoed through the dark hallway. He ran as fast as he could through the corridors of the Digital Bunker. “Hello?”, he squealed, “Anybody there?” It seemed as if everybody left.
As a hamster, loneliness generally didn’t bother him much. But……
