Operation: Survey Hypnosis

 

1) Print out the attached image

2) Place image on clip board

3) Stand in a public area; a shopping mall or otherwise populated location

4) Nicely ask the people passing by to take a five second survey

5) Once you have your victim, ask them “Have you ever seen this image?” and hold up the emblem attached to your clipboard.

6) If they say no, respond by pointing to the image while saying “Fun? Happiness?”

7 Then jot something down as if recording information on a separate page under the emblem and thank them for their time.

By associating the words “Fun” and “Happiness” with the emblem, we seep into the collective consciousness of the world and strengthen our strangle hold, working towards a Utopian Playland.