The Second Annual British Invasion

Do not miss the chance to become a major part in world domination history! Join Toy Soldiers from around the world on Wednesday, July 15th, in London, for the Second Annual British Invasion!

Preliminary staging begins in the early afternoon on Tuesday, July 14th, with the arrival of Sgt. Kato, the founder of ToySoldiersUnite.com and Sgt.Brain at Heathrow Airport.

Personnel and equipment will be carefully inspected for stowaway Anunnaki prior to check-in at the secret base of operations Kings Cross Travelodge.

Once the base has been secured, the remainder of the evening will be handled ad hoc, likely including impromptu propaganda distribution, dinner, and pub crawling (in no particular order). Robots will be present to assist any who have trouble maintaining the crawl-pace with strategic laser fire to the hind quarters, as needed.

Commencing at approximately 09:00 on the morning of July 15th, Sgt. Kato will be offering free make up artistry to fellow Toy Soldiers (male or female) to soften the effects of the previous evening’s revelry, and ensure that the Army looks particularly fantastic for the day’s events!

Get into uniform and be sure you have your propaganda at the ready when Toy Soldiers convene at the speakers corner of Hyde Park at 11:00 for inspirational speeches! In the event of an emergency (e.g. long-winded speeches), robots will be posted around the perimeter of the gathering to implement speaker suppression fire, as needed.

Famous alternative scene photographer, Catherine Day will be documenting the event, so this will be the perfect oportunity to have some pro shots taken of your TS or Steampunk outfit.

By noon, fun and games in the park will be in full swing and will lead into an afternoon of wandering the streets of London to practice brain-washing, grab key photo ops at iconic landmarks, and spread the word of the Good Doctor!

Activities amidst this utopian event will include TSUTV UK filming, games of kiss chase, Back and Forth dance off, mass group photo at Big Ben and other popular attractions, a game of “How Many Soldiers Can You Cram Inside a Phone Box,” Drop Bear cannon display, and a tribute to all non-Toy Soldiers (e.g. future Toy Soldiers) in attendance with a best-dressed competition and awards ceremony (e.g. with complimentary mind-control beverages for the winners)!

Keep your eyes peeled for the media (and Alien Illuminati spies)! Captain Dutch Barracuda operated behind the scenes to alert the media of our invasion plans. His phone calls and emails were followed-up with giant robots sent to the headquarters of each of the media outlets for additional coercion *cough* support. If you would like to help with this effort, please contact Captain Dutch Barracuda or visit the mission thread for media contact information!

The remainder of the day/ evening (whatever time it ends up being) will be spent with a second tour of duty pub crawl.

For more information, please visit the mission threador contact General Duffil or Captain Dutch Barracuda




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Toy Soldiers Comments...

Andy Rawlings

This was how I got recruited! walked past the unit by Trafalgar square! Well done guys! see you in full uniform next year!!!

General Duffill of the British Invasion

Squeee!

Sir Roman

I wish I could go. :(

Momjab

I will most certainly be there!

Cameron Clark

I would like to apologies to you Dr Steel, as i will be unable to attend the Invasion, I'm currently spreading the love up here in scotland(the ass end of nowhere, where nothing happens) I wish the best of luck to all the soldiers and nurses attending, and may you help others see the light in your wisdom... Soldier Cameron Clark