Operation: Fortune cookie brainwash.

Go to the following link to order one dozen custom fortune cookies for $9.00:
Custom fortune cookies.com

Order the normal, plain fortune cookies so that they will look just like the cookies you receive in orders of Chinese food.

In the space provided on the order form, enter the following text to generate your custom fortune cookies:
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Dr. Steel will take over the world
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Once fortune cookies arrive, slip them into the bowl of fortune cookies at your local Chinese restaurant, or "return" two unopened packages of the secret fortune cookies to restaurant after getting your order, claiming that you're allergic.

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