Mission Tips and Guidelines

Propaganda banter and mind-programming answers.

General slogans.

1) “Dr.Steel for World Emperor”
2) “Help build a Utopian Playland”
3) “Help Dr.Steel build the robots”
4) “You’d make the perfect Toy Soldier”
5) “Dr.Steel.com”


Answers to “What is this for?”

1) “We’re helping Dr.Steel take over the world”
2) “We’re brain-washing people….to help Dr.Steel take over the world”
3) “We’re handing out propaganda”
4) “We’re distributing mind-control cookies” (Point to cookies distributor)

Answers to “Who is Dr.Steel?”

1) “He’s the world Emperor…with your help”
2) “Inventor, visionary, entertainer and future Emperor of the world.”
3) “He’s the man with the plan, and a mechanical band, who can’t do a little cause he can’t do enough (Best used with a choreographed dance)


Answer to: “What is he doctor of?”

1) “He’s a doctor of reality engineering….and fun!”

Answer to: “Is he a comic book character?”

1) “He’s better than a comic book character….he’s a real person”


Answers to: “Why does he want to take over the world?”

1) “It’s more of a world make-over than a world take-over”
2) “To build a Utopian Playland”


Answers to: “What’s he going to do when he takes over the world?”

1) “Go to Doctor Steel .com”
2) “Build a Utopian Playland”



Invasion intentions and general guidelines

First and foremost, the agenda for any invasion is to have fun. When the masses witness this grand collection of Soldiers having a good time they will be pleasantly intrigued at what is taking place.

Spreading the propaganda is of course the mission, and though such drastic tactics like burning a giant Dr.Steel logo in the side of a skyscraper with a laser cannon might be a spectacular sight, we must also keep in mind the potential repercussions of such actions.

Vandalizing one’s personal property or harassing individuals only leads to a negative view of our fine Army and closes the masses minds to our intention of fun. On a legal side, there is potential to cause damage to Dr. Steel himself through these unpleasant acts and this of course is counter productive to marching forward.

We are the creative Army of Toy Soldiers and we look to the future in a unique and imaginative way. Therefore we have great potential to utilize our imaginative minds to create entertaining and non-threatening tactics to brainwash the smiles right onto the faces of the fearful masses.

Let us band together and build a Utopian Playland, for we are the Army of Toy Soldiers and we shall prevail…and eat cupcakes!!