Current Missions

Mission Tips & Guidelines

  • Operation: Propaganda posters

    1.Print out one or all of the following propaganda posters on 8x10 paper. Enlist today Toy Soldiers Toy Scouts Nurses Female Toy Soldiers Vote for Dr.Steel Military nurse Female Toy Soldier regiments 2. Post images in appropriate locations such as bus stops, schools, toy stores or petting zoos ... Read More...

  • Operation: Tactical Playtime Training Days

    In our gleeful march towards a Utopian Playland, new events have been created for the dedication of making fun the top priority. As children attending school, we were provided short burst of playtime. In later years we find these hours dedicated to play removed from our daily lives. To this, Dr. Steel’s Army of Toy Soldiers have revived these much needed hours of creative recreation by esta... Read More...

  • Operation: Propaganda Film

    Help Dr. Steel take over the world by making sure everyone on the planet has seen the propaganda film "Building A Utopian Playland”. Mission 1: Guerilla Distribution If you have the capability to duplicate DVD’s, then follow these simple instructions: Downloadable a digital copy: Visit this link and download the film to your computer Once you've downloaded the propaganda film... Read More...

  • Operation: Music Sampler

    Brainwash the masses with the audio experimentation of Dr. Steel! One of the best ways to spread the word of the good Doctor is through his music. Unfortunately, in this day and age music can be stolen very easily, so we don't want to give Dr. Steel's music away for free (he has robots to build and robots cost money!). Instead, encourage people to purchase the best music in the world... Read More...

  • Operation: Extended Network

    Spread the awereness of our future World Emperor by taking advantage of the 'Extended Network' message on myspace. 1) Log into your myspace home page. 2) Change your extended network message to read: " ( Username) Is helping Dr.Steel take over the world" 3) Order other Toy Soldiers to do the same. 4) Sit back and grin manically at the thought of the minds that shall be brain-washed... Read More...

  • Operation: Fortune cookie brainwash.

    Go to the following link to order one dozen custom fortune cookies for $9.00: Custom fortune cookies.com Order the normal, plain fortune cookies so that they will look just like the cookies you receive in orders of Chinese food. In the space provided on the order form, enter the following text to generate your custom fortune cookies: --------------------------------- Dr. Steel will... Read More...

  • Operation: Junk mail revenge.

    When you receive junk mail that contains a business reply envelope, do not throw it away. Save the envelope and do the following: 1) Print out this image 2) Fold and place image inside of envelope and seal 3) Mail envelope Business reply envelopes will be paid by the advertiser, so it will cost you nothing. Once they open the envelope they not only have had to pay for the postage bu... Read More...

  • Operation: Survey hypnosis.

    1) Print out the attached image 2) Place image on clip board 3) Stand in a public area; a shopping mall or otherwise populated location 4) Nicely ask the people passing by to take a five second survey 5) Once you have your victim, ask them “Have you ever seen this image?” and hold up the emblem attached to your clipboard. 6) If they say no, respond by pointing to the image whil... Read More...

  • Operation: Stencil patrol.

    The mission is as follows: 1)Print out stencil guide to desired size 2)Tape stencil guide to poster board 3)Cut out the black shapes, through the stencil guide and poster board (the point here is that regular paper just isn’t thick enough for a good stencil…it’s too wiggly) 4)Obtain desired spray paint color (black or white is recommended) 5)Find appropriate location to decorate... Read More...

  • Operation: Library home page.

    1.Take a little trip to your local library’s computer section. 2.Set the computer’s internet homepage to www.doctorsteel.com 3.Repeat mission on each computer . If you are unfamiliar with how to customize a computer’s home page, see below: 1.Click on “start” 2.Click on “control panel” 3.Click on “internet options” 4.You will see a window at the top of this box where you ma... Read More...

  • Operation: Guerilla sticker attack.

    The mission is as follows: 1)Print out the following pages onto 8x10 sticker paper Dr.Steel icon World Emperor Property of Dr.Steel 2)Cut out each square containing one Dr. Steel sticker 3)Plaster stickers on your car, notebooks and family pets. 4)Photograph your hard work 5)Send photographs to Dr. Steel 6)Repeat 7)Know that Dr. Steel loves you Sticker paper li... Read More...

  • Operation: Magazine reload.

    Print out this image 1) Cut 'magazine' image in half to create two small flyers 2)Go to newsstand or bookstore 3)Systematically place flyer into as many magazines as humanly possible 4)Sneak out 5)Eat ice cream ... Read More...

  • Operation: School bulletin.

    Print out this image 1) Cut “bulletin” image in half to create two small flyers 2)Take them to school with you 3)Stick them anywhere you see fit 4)Wink at the lunch lady ... Read More...

  • Operation: Body Billboard

    1.Purchase a mini scrolling LED name tag, belt buckle or licence plate frame 2.Program display to read “DR.STEEL FOR WORLD EMPEROR” 3.Print website address on sticker paper and attach to bottom portion of digital display. 4.Turn on display and affix to jacket, back pack or small animal. 5.Mesmerize the world. Sticker paper links: Avery.com Mcgpaper.com Nextag.com ... Read More...

  • Operation: Stamp EVERYTHING!

    1. Purchase customizable rubber stamps with the words: "PROPERTY OF DR.STEEL" 2. Stamp everything! Customizable rubber stamps available at: Rubberstamps.net simonstamp.com rubberstampchamp.com Rubberstamps.net ... Read More...

  • Operation: Leaflet Distribution

    1: Print out numerous copies of the Manifesto leaflet 2:Distribute leaflet through various means eg: street corner soap box, planted inside library books, magazines and newspapers, placed in a bottle and thrown out to sea etc 3: Photograph people reading manifesto and send to Dr.Steel. ... Read More...

  • Operation: Bookmark

    1)Print out attached bookmark page. 2)Cut out each bookmark 3)Sneak bookmarks into appropriate books in your local library or book store 4)Giggle to yourself 5)Flee ... Read More...

  • Operation: Chocolate Brainwashing

    1) Customize and order message M&Ms, promoting Doctor Steel.  You can use two 8-character lines on each M&M message; some samples include "Doctor Steel", "Utopian Playland", etc. 2) Choose pleasant, eye-catching colors. 3) Supply custom M&Ms at your next party, office gathering, school function, etc. 4) Watch the sweet, brainwashing goodness spread.  5) As people associate chocol... Read More...

  • Operation: Recruit Tom

    With the a growing community within the digital walls of MySpace, each and every person who joins is greeted by the friendly face of "Tom". Though Tom has now been divided into a team of other MySpace moderators and technicians, this doesn’t mean that we can’t get Tom to join The Army of Toy Soldiers. 1) Contact Tom from your MySpace account. 2) Inform “him” of how thankful you are ... Read More...

  • Operation: Puppet show

    Spread the awarness of our future world Emperor with the help of your old socks. 1) Make puppets of robots, Soldiers, nurses, scouts or Dr.steel. 2) Hide behind the couch and start filming your show. Some examples: Puppet music videos to your favourite Dr.Steel song. Dr.Steel's robots vs stuffed animals. Toy Soldiers brainwashing the family pet then living happily ever after ... Read More...

  • Operation: SteelBucks

    Thank you to Steeltrooper Tom for the following mission, and to General Duffill for providing the artistic asset. 1) Print out SteelBucks logo on sticker paper. 2 )Visit your local Starbucks coffee house. 3) Locate the available coffee cozies (the cardboard heat guards used to place around one’s coffee cup) 4) Replace existing logo with the SteelBucks logo 5) Giggle to yourself as... Read More...

  • Operation: Plastic Brain-washing.

    If you have a Capital One credit card, why not use it to wield the mighty power of Dr. Steel and The Army of Toy Soldiers? 1)Choose one of the below images to decorate your credit card. (click on thumbnail to download full resolution file) 2)Go to: www.capitaloneimagecard.com 3)Upload your chosen image to their fancy, custom, credit card template. 4)Await your new credit card in t... Read More...

  • Operation: Steelmas carols

    What better way to spread the propaganda than through singing? 1)Print out these Steelmas carols created by Toy Soldier Chaos 2) Gather your fellow Soldiers, Nurses and Scouts together and rehearse the carols together. 3) Travel from door-to-door, spreading the word of our future world Emperor via the power of song. (you may find the brain-washing more effective if equipt with mind-... Read More...

  • Operation: Hot Topic

    Want to see Dr.Steel merchandise in Hot Topic? Follow these simple instructions and you could be purchasing an official Dr.Steel Buzzsaw baby on your next trip to the mall. 1) Visit the following link. 2) Write a short message, inquiring as to whether Hot Topic sell any Dr.Steel merchandise. Inform them of the movement and enthusiastically tell them how many people you know would purchase... Read More...