FAQ
New, frequently asked questions section:
1) Can you send me more stickers?
2) My enlistment pack hasn’t arrived.
3) How do I create my own division?
4) How do you become a YellowJacket?
5) Who does all of the propaganda artwork?
6) What am I required to do as a Toy Soldier?
7) Is this a cult?
8) I forgot my password
9) I signed up with the wrong e-mail address
10) Can I customize my uniform?
11) Where can I find/download lyrics to the songs?
12) What is a self-addressed envelope?
13) When will Dr. Steel play another show?
14) What is my rank in the army? How do I get a title?
15) When can I buy the toys in the store?
16) Where can I get versions of the songs from doctorsteel.com and TSU?
17) Who is Dr. Steel really?
18) Does he ever take his goggles off?
19) Is he married?
20) How old is Dr.Steel?
21) I’ve lost/forgot my password. Help!
22) Can guys be Toy Scouts and nurses too?
23) What’s a mission report?
24) Where’s my enlistment pack?
25) Where’s my soldier patches and pin?
26) How do I get more stickers?
27) I have an invasion I want to organize!
28) I want a division.
29) I want a special operations division.
30) Someone’s turnipping me off on the forums. I want them kicked out of the army!
31),How do you become a YellowJacket?
32) Where does Dr.Steel live?
1) Can you send me more stickers?
One of the easiest ways of spreading propaganda is by displaying the complimentary Dr. Steel stickers you receive, upon enlistment. Thousands of new Toy Soldiers continue to showcase these stickers around the world, exposing the masses to Dr. Steel.
Such fine work is greatly appreciated and though we would love to provide each and every Toy Soldier with an entire arsenal of such adhesive propaganda, current funding does not allow for such things.
In order to continue to provide free stickers to new recruits, we recommend that you produce your own stickers on your home printer by utilizing the sticker template made available through our
missions section.
2) My enlistment pack hasn’t arrived.
Enlistment packs are currently unavailable.
3) How do I create my own division?
First and foremost, we thank you for taking the initiative to form a division. Toy Soldiers from around the globe have been forming such units as to build local groups to carry out missions, stage invasions and have a generally good time.
In order to create a new division, you must have at least four active members of your group. Creating divisions based on geographic proximity is best so that personal interactivity may be carried out in various forms.
Contact the ToySoldiersUnite administrator with the following information:
1) Members Toy Soldier names
2) Your location
3) The title of your Division
4) Your desired Division number (If no number is provided, then a number will be given to your Division)
Special Operations
Should you wish to create a Special Operations division based on a specific, collective talent we encourage you to do so.
Special Operations Divisions are based on a specific ability (i.e.; cooking, wrestling, clowning) and are focused on utilizing this unique ability to assist Dr. Steel’s plans for world domination.
4) How do you become a YellowJacket?
A YellowJacket is a Toy Soldier who has gone above and beyond the call of duty for the cause. They are one who has utilized ingenuity, drive, vision and creativity.
We encourage all Toy Soldiers to strive for this elite rank by utilizing their own unique abilities. Dr. Steel believes very strongly in harnessing one’s own personal talents and interests. By unleashing this inner power, one is capable of many grand things.
A YellowJacket is not only one who has gone above and beyond the call of duty, they are ones who have done something that no other YellowJacket has done before them. They have utilized their own imagination and ingenuity to carry out a mission of their own design and have, in turn, helped Dr. Steel take over the world.
5) Who does all of the propaganda artwork?
Dr. Steel himself!
Not only a visionary and a musician, Dr. Steel is responsible for all of the official propaganda artwork used in the world domination campaign. Dr. Steel is also the creator of all visual design for his website, doctorsteel.com as well as the illustrations contained in each of his albums.
Likewise, he is the writer, composer and performer of all Dr. Steel recordings. Dr. Steel has dedicated his life to manifesting as much creativity in the world, utilizing his multi-talented mind to build a Utopian Playland.
6) What am I required to do as a Toy Soldier?
Each and every Toy Soldier is appreciated, no matter what their age, gender or race might be.
Being a Toy Soldier is voluntary and involvement is based completely on the individual’s personal interest. Dr. Steel’s purpose for creating an Army of Toy Soldiers is to encourage creativity and to unite the masses in an alternate view of the future. This vision is designed to build a Utopian Playland, so the duties of a Toy Soldier are truly based on one, single marching order; to have fun.
Toy Soldiers are encourage to be as active as they wish to be within the Toy Soldier community.
7) Is this a cult?
Skewed religious obsession, strange rituals and poison Kool-Aid. These are things generally associated with the stigma of the word “cult”.
However vague the true definition of a cult might be, there is one singular element which rings true throughout all organizations considered to be cults; that is religion.
The Army of The Toy Soldiers accepts all of mankind (as well as various species of primates should the uniforms look funny on them) and holds no discrimination due to age, race or gender. Likewise, all forms of religious interests are welcomed to be held by members of The Toy Soldiers.
Though Dr. Steel does not personally advocate any one specific brand of religion, his vision for locating one’s inner talents and unique vision could be interpreted as a spiritual journey. Dr. Steel’s aim is to encourage everyone to search out and utilize their unique, creative spark and to manifest great things in the world. Most importantly, his goal is to encourage the world to have a lot more fun.
The Army of The Toy Soldiers are those who share this vision, regardless of their religious orientation. To this, the Toy Soldiers are not a cult, but they are indeed an army in the sense of the word:
Army n. A large number of people united for a specific purpose.
We would only add “to have fun”.
8) I forgot my password
Contact ToySoldiersUnite by clicking the "Forgotten your password" link located beneath the login box and it will be emailed to you.
9) I signed up with the wrong e-mail address
You may change your e-mail address as many times as you wish on your personal profile once you login into the member’s area.
If you signed up with an e-mail address you do not have access to, use the contact page to get in touch with us and we will help retrieve your account details for you so that you may log in and change your email address to something correct.
10)Can I customize my uniform?
Duplication of the displayed uniform is greatly encouraged as when there is a unity of style, there is a focus. As Dr. Steel has said, “It is only with a singular, focused vision that we shall overcome”.
However, Dr. Steel also encourages the creativity and talents of the individual. To this end, if you are interested in customizing your uniform be sure to follow these few pointers.
1)Be certain to utilize the official patches and pin.
2)Stay within the color schemes of your title.
Toy Soldiers: Yellow, Black.
Toy Scouts: Yellow, Black and Brown
Nurses: White, Red, Yellow, Black and Brown
Where can I find/download lyrics to the songs?
Many lyrics to Dr. Steel’s discography can be found exclusively right here on ToySoldiersUnite.com!
Just go to the music link in the navigation bar and click on the album of your choice. You will see the song lists to the right of the album art, which you can click to read all of the lyrics.
Enjoy the lyrical brainwashing!
Music
What is a self-addressed envelope?
A self-addressed stamped envelope (SASE), or just stamped addressed envelope is often just that: an envelope with the sender's name and address on it, with affixed paid postage and mailed to a company or private individual.
Companies and charities use SASEs in order to save on postage; a consumer can afford the cost of a stamp and envelope, but the business does not want to pay for the postage on all the letters it sends out.
Enlistment packs are currently unavailable, but will be back soon.
When will Dr. Steel play another show?
Dr. Steel is always looking to provide performances and entertainment to the world. With the growing interest in Dr. Steel, a great many people are interested in seeing him perform live.
Since Dr. Steel is directly involved and responsible for all that he produces, his schedule is very, very busy. Various releases will always be announced right here on ToySoldiersUnite as they are provided to us by Dr. Steel. So, keep a watch on the news page in order to stay updated with coming events.
If you would like to help Dr. Steel put on a live show, contact your favorite music events coordinators to suggest that they have Dr. Steel play their event. Be creative and vocal about your support for Dr. Steel. Who knows, your e-mail or phone call could bring Dr. Steel to your town!
What is my rank in the army? How do I get a title?
Though there are no ranks in The Army of Toy Soldiers, many of the members have created nick names using military terms. Creativity and personal style is always encouraged in The Army of Toy Soldiers, so feel free to create your own name as to indicate your individuality.
Your imagination is truly appreciated.
When can I buy the toys in the store?
All items in the World Domination Toys store are the creations of Dr. Steel’s fruitful imagination. Each design has been put on display to gauge the interest in a variety of products.
By voting on your favorite toy, this helps provide information that is very helpful in deciding what item should be manufactured. Your support and enthusiasm is greatly appreciated!
If you would like to see Dr. Steel’s toys become a reality, feel free to contact various toy companies as to inform them of Dr. Steel. Who knows, it may be your e-mail that brings these toys to life!
Thank you for your support.
Where can I get versions of the songs from doctorsteel.com and TSU?
Dr. Steel’s music is readily available in MP3 form from a variety of online sources. Visit the music link in the navigation bar of ToySoldiersUnite for a link to Amazon.com’s Dr. Steel shop.
Who is Dr. Steel really?
Dr. Steel is Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel. Legend has it that he was once an artist and designer at a mainstream toy company. His dissatisfaction with working a nine to five job led him to a spiritual and psychological re-awakening.
It was during this time of transition that he reinvented himself and became Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel. His dedication to creativity and imagination while using himself as a canvas for manifesting his vision is truly an inspiration.
Most importantly, it should set the example that each one of us holds the power to be whatever we want to be.
Does he ever take his goggles off?
No one really knows if Dr. Steel ever removes his goggles. When asked about them, Dr. Steel has referenced his unique eyewear to being a symbol for seeing the world in a different way. To this end, he is certainly never seen without them.
Is he married?
Though not married in the traditional sense, Dr. Steel has proclaimed his marriage to his work. To Dr. Steel, his love affair begins and ends with his creativity.
How old is Dr.Steel?
No one is quite certain as to how old Dr. Steel is. When asked, Dr. Steel refers to his age by referencing the moment he became Dr. Steel. The good Doctor seems to be unconcerned with his physical age and encourages us to look forward to the future rather than to focus on the past.
I’ve lost/forgot my password. Help!
Please contact TSU administration via the contact page and be sure to provide the email that you signed up with for your password to be retrieved for you.
Can guys be Toy Scouts and nurses too?
Thank you for your interest in the various regiments of The Toy Soldier Army. The Toy Scout and Nurse regiments are reserved for female members of The Army of Toy Soldiers.
Male members are encouraged to be creative with their uniforms, names and talents. Should you wish to become involved with a Special Operations, do visit the members section of ToySoldiersUnite. You may peruse the creative organizations already established or set up a new Division focused on your personal, creative talents.
What’s a mission report?
A mission report is a description of your creative support for The Army of Toy Soldiers. If you have carried out any of the missions displayed in the missions section of the website and would like to inform the administrators of ToySoldiersUnite of your grand work, then you may access the mission report section of your profile to relay your success.
Your report will be stored on file and/or forwarded to the Doc himself. Many a mission report has resulted in Soldiers being featured as "Soldier of the week" and even the awarding of a YellowJacket badge.
Where’s my enlistment pack?
Enlistment packs are currently unavailable.
Where’s my soldier patches and pin?
If you live in the United States, have placed an order more than two weeks ago and have yet to receive your patches and pins, please contact toysoldiers@worlddominationtoys.com
If you placed your order less than two weeks ago or if you live outside of the United States, please be patient as orders sometime take longer to ship. Your patience is greatly appreciated.
How do I get more stickers?
Thank you for the interest in spreading the propaganda.
Though we would love to send each member of The Toy Soldiers a complimentary box of stickers, we are unable to do so at this time. With the increasing amount of new recruits in The Army of Toy Soldiers, we can only afford to distribute a few, free stickers to each member through initial enlistment packs.
We would encourage you to visit the “missions” section of www.toysoldiersunite.com where you shall find a variety of downloadable, digital assets for guerilla advertising purposes. (See “Guerilla Sticker Attack”)
We appreciate your initiative and look forward to taking over the world with you in the near future.
I have an invasion I want to organize!
Please send a detailed plan of your invasion via the contact page of TSU. Don’t forget to include the place, time, date and area of meet-up as well as the TSU profile of the Soldier/s in charge of organizing it.
I want a division.
Please send your request via the contact page with your chosen division title and number and the names of at least 4 of your division members.
I want a special operations division.
Please send your request via the contact page with your chosen division title, your specified skill and an outline of how your division will further the quest for the Utopian Playland with it’s chosen skill. Also please provide a link to a logo or rough sketch of one that will become your special ops logo if it’s approved.
Someone’s turnipping me off on the forums. I want them kicked out of the army!
Please send a detailed report of the abuser via the contact page and the matter will be dealt with. Please note that reports of abuse are strictly confidencial and your name will not be released as "the person who filed a report against another".
How do you become a YellowJacket?
Thank you for the wonderful initiative. We are very happy to hear that you wish to put forth such effort for the cause!
A YellowJacket is a Toy Soldier who has gone above and beyond the call of duty. Most importantly, they are those who have utilized great ingenuity, drive, vision and creativity.
We encourage all Toy Soldiers to strive for this elite rank by utilizing their own unique abilities and believe very strongly in harnessing one’s own personal talents and interests. By unleashing this inner power, one is capable of many grand things.
A YellowJacket is one who has done something that no other YellowJacket has done before them. They have utilized their own imagination and ingenuity to carry out a mission of their own design and have, in turn, helped transform this world into a Utopian Playland.
Where does Dr.Steel live?
No one is truly certain as to where Dr. Steel lives or whether he frequents more than one location on a regular basis. The good Doctor is a very private person and demands solitude in order to focus on his brilliant creations.
When asked about his location, he has mentioned that he currently resides in the outskirts of Los Angeles so that he may remain at arms length from the entertainment hub that is Hollywood.
He has also been known to carry out some of his work in various locations across Europe.