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#512 – Waterratten invade Germany

Dutch Invasion

Operation: Invade Zee Germans Participants: #512-Waterratten Taskforce consisting of: Engineer Airhead, Delina and Gonzo Objective: Take over Lt. Sophie and Silent Addle’s apartment for games, photoshoots and shenanigans. It was 11am in the morning on the 21st of August 2015. It was a very hot day. Gonzo was waiting at the station of Eindhoven, a…



Every day I do the same thing, I wake up and prepare for my daily dealings in the bunker. Every day I do the same thing. Every day, I do something. Today is unlike the other days, today I took a left instead of a right. Today I winded up a different part of the…



The alarm sounded off, jolting Airhead from his sleep and causing him to slam his head against the desk he was recovering under. It was the first moment’s peace he’d had in three days after having trouble with painstakingly parsing XML files. He was by all accounts exhausted and desperate to catch even an hour’s…

Robot Attack – Now with more Engineer Airhead

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Robot Attack is the podcast presented by Scouter715! This week he has a special guest, none other than the codemonkey responsible for keeping the Digital Bunker from falling to pieces, Engineer Airhead! Music featured: New Politics – West End Kids



The anomaly was first discovered by one of the Codemonkeys while running through a regular update check on the main Virtual Access Portal [V.A.P.] to the Digital Bunker. According to the Codemonkey report -covered in dirt, monkey excrements and a banana peel- the upgrade terminal was insisting on rolling back to a previous version. The reason…

Dr. Malice’s Auditorial Experiments for Imagination Improvement

Dr Malice's Apothecary

What lurks within the Digital Bunker for those new recruits brave enough to join the Army of Toy Soldiers and march towards a Utopian Playland? Dr. Malice leads a new batch of recruits, but not everything goes according to plan.



I am Robot #1912. I have been designated the task of finding the old telecommunication suite within bunker area 9. This area of the bunker is noticeably underutilised, deemed derelict by the Administrator. Walking through the corridors my visual scans are detecting large amounts of dust, hamster droppings and in one case, what appeared to be some form of…

A Mallardy in Romance


“Quackington! Where are you? Mister I’s getting the ship ready, we gotta go!” The Captain’s voice echoed down the hall, getting louder with every step. “I…I guess I have to leave, too.” Quackington stuttered as he stared into her dark, beady eyes one last time. She stared back and gave a half smile. “I promise…

Greetings From The Playland #21


The Playland Community Radio sends their regards and insight into the world called tomorrow. Captain Sari Alwinn is the host to what seems to be a radio show. Tune in and see what it is all about… This episodes Traffic was Already Gone by Deadman String Band

Lost and Found

Lost & Found

The lost and found office located on floor 5-B corridor 23 has been abandoned for a long time now. Back then, when there were tens of thousands of Toy Soldiers marching the halls it was a different story… So many people, so much mess. Lost pets, wallets, ID-cards – heck you can even find some…